loaded traffic cone

A loaded traffic cone or LTC for short is a weapon in a combat game that is so overly situational that it becomes useless in situations that go even the slightest bit outside of it's intended use.

Bob: I just bought the 93B-Lake in Calling Honor

John: The 93B-Lake is such a loaded traffic cone

by pejafme December 26, 2020

Traffic ass

When you eat too much McDonald’s and your ass gets clogged.

Topher got a huge traffic ass the other day.

by Chickenflucker69420 January 29, 2021

Traffic jam

When you can't take a nifty shit

Cocksucker had a traffic jam

by Skeet fuck shit March 28, 2021

Traffic jam

The bois were having a traffic jam

Facefuck hates traffic jams

by Skeet fuck shit March 30, 2021

Tusky Valley Traffic Jam

The experience of having poop in the intestines inhibit anal penetration with a penis or a sex toy.

That girl I met last night let me try anal but I ran into a Tusky Valley Traffic Jam so I couldn't get it in all the way.

by 011000110 July 18, 2022

traffic

too many cars being combusted and being slow for toolong

therers an old lady in front of me causing traffic

by jakevi July 27, 2022

Traffic Light

Code name for a bitch who I constantly talk shit about but refuse to admit.

I Fucking Hate Her!!! *Insert Traffic Light Emoji*

by ryantrafficlight November 14, 2022