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Toot

Used to describe someone that is particularly cute, adorable or for someone you are feeling sympathy for.
Person 1: I heard that his cat died last week
Person 2: Awk, the wee toot, I sure hope he feels better soon.
by connsume January 11, 2020
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Toot Suite

For the moneyed millennial, an entire room set up for comfortable and relaxing farting alone or in groups. Airy, filtered airy, library-scaled magazine rack, beer fridge, franks and beans bubbling the stove, cabbage rolls. Fans, lots of fans. Wooden matchsticks for traditionalists.
In the loftier neighbourhoods os Silicon Valley, the true mark of a successful lactose intolerant millennial is a mansion with a Toot Suite for casual entertaining after the annual Beans 'n' Broccoli Festival Cruise.
by You rReal Name March 10, 2023
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Death Toots

Her: Why are you sleeping on the couch???
Him: babe, you had the death toots last night!
by acidwashjeans February 14, 2020
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Toot

Person 1: oouh, i just tooted.
person 2: what the fuck is a toot?
person 1: nigga i farted
by Kaz_tells_you_words March 12, 2022
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squimish toots

I drilled Lauren in the ass the other night and she had squimish toots later on
by Texas2step July 21, 2017
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Peruvian Honk-Toot

The sexual act of sneezing and consequently sharting on the male genitalia during full-penetration anal intercourse. A Peruvian Honk-Toot does not have to be intentional, nor is it exclusive to same-sex intercourse. However, the act must occur during penetration, or else it does not fit the definition. In some cases, couples will purposefully tickle the receptive partner's nose with a feather or some other object to elicit a Peruvian Honk-Toot for sexual gratification.
Jessica gave me a Peruvian Honk-Toot during butt stuff yesterday— Gross! I dumped her shortly after.
by DankDefinitions568 January 12, 2024
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Toot

A women who smokes the sausage for greenbacks, preferably $20s
by Chithead September 6, 2018
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