Toned

The physical and emotional state of mind of being both tired and stoned

Jack: Dude, you look like you need to go to sleep.
Sam: Ya, I'm so toned

by Sam McGee August 12, 2006

Tonedeep

A rare breed of migratory HOMO-sapien originally discovered in the Fertile Crescent. Now found on the streets of Paris and Montreal wearing knockoff Dolce and Gabanna. Closely related to Rashbinder and Osama.

"I'm not an Arab, I'm phonecian!"

"Shish falafel" = "Tonedeep"

by ffejery February 12, 2006

tone on tone

When two colors are used next to each other that are only subtly different from one another.

I got gray flames painted on my white GMC Yukon for that "tone on tone" look.

by arbyslover October 11, 2015

Tone Crime

Otherwise gender compliant utterances delivered with irony or insufficient gravitas

" He used my preferred pronoun but I know he didn’t mean it. It was just his tone, you know? I feel so invalidated. The new official "Campus Gender Inclusivity - Safe Space for All. Your truth is our truth" guidelines clearly prohibit him from committing a "Tone Crime" against me"

by The Regal Hyena January 31, 2020

thneedsexual

sexual attraction to a thneed, a highly versatile object knitted from the foliage of a Truffula Tree.

“Wow, Harry Styles’ thneed REALLY turns me on. I think i might be thneedsexual.”

by thneedlover07 April 2, 2021

tone my pen down

When you have a huge boner but have to get rid of it quickly

James mom: (starts walking to James room)
James: oh crap (closes pornhub)
James: shit I need to clean this cum up fast and tone my pen down
James: (gets tissue and cleans cum)
James mom: (walks in)
James: Crap!.. Hi mom!
James mom: Hi James is that a boner?
James: (puts hands on crotch) Nope!
James mom: Ok just remember to do the dishes!
James: Phew!

by some random dickhead on urbdic June 14, 2021

Morning Toner

An un-expected and colossal dose of early morning fellatio which instantly cures a hangover.

I feel great this morning. That girl from the club gave me a Morning Toner at 7am. No hangover here!

by Famous Jim June 3, 2013