The absolute biggest and most absorbent tampon in existence made of a special cotton-polymer blend. This tampon is used by Kim Kardashian as well as other so called "voluptuous" stuck up women that make themselves the center of attention by being absolutely good at nothing and act as though they are constantly menstruating, or as more commonly know- "being on the rag", "having a period" or "having a visit from aunt flo." This tampon is not to be confused with a "super-plus" tampon which is usually made of pure cotton and is not capable of accommodating the volume of bloody and/or "semenous" flow produced by the women who use extreme tampons.
Damn, BP should have gotten one of Kim Kardashian's extreme tampons to plug up the oil spill, that shit would have worked for sure!
by Jenny M July 21, 2010
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The tech tampon was first used by super-models because spy agencies believed that the thinnest women had the tightest vaginas and would therefore be best able to squeeze the transponders with their vaginas to generate out-going messages. Unfortunately, the super-model secret-agents had sex so frequently, necessitating the removal of the tech tampon, that they were often out of communication, and less attractive secret agents had to be recruited.
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