alabama toaster strudel

Similar to an alabama hot pocket. First shit in a girls vagina, then fuck her and cum on it.

I gave my sister and alabama toaster strudel last night. She then queefed and I had to eat it before my mom found it.

by Geordiehsc10 January 12, 2008

Tokemaster

The guy in the band who does nothing but get the rest of the crew weed.

the DJ from Incubus

Yaz: Whats Amin do in the band?
Rory: He's the Tokemaster. Just gets us bud 'n all.

by Amin Aburomi December 25, 2007

cunt toaster

N- a person who burns pussy when eating.

Joey and mike are cunt toasters

by noah metzgar September 27, 2013

Purple Toaster

When a man shits into a womans mouth. then chokes her until she turns purple. He then punches her in the stomach causing her to spit the shit out like a toaster.

"jill was talking back to me last night, so i gave her a purple toaster"

alabama hot pocket hot karl

by mochadwarf September 27, 2009

Toaster

1) A device that heats bread until it is crisp, and therefore toast

2) A gun, heat

3) A DVD Player, X-Box, or Music Device. Often used with "Pop a Squat", "Pop a Trend", or "Pop a Plant"

1) Hey, put some pop-tarts in the toaster, will you?

2) I'm packing a toaster, don't mess with me

3) Pop a trend in the toaster, I need to beat your highscore!

by ElCapitan November 3, 2004

toaster oven

derogitory term used to describe male reproductive organ

hey bitch, blow my toaster oven!

by Rishi & Bia August 2, 2006

Teamster

A no good, extremely lazy, probably obese motherfucker.

Two laborers got in a fight on the pipeline right of way because one called the other a Teamster.

by Tim Bays September 24, 2018