Wetting the Sponge

A phrase alluding to foreplay and moistening the female reproductive system for a proper pounding.

____ and I were wetting the sponge when her mom walked in and saw us naked.

by Dildo Swaggins 69 February 26, 2017

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[eating] sponge

To go down on woman's answer to the average sea sponge, i.e. to have a fish supper or eat hairy burger, to poke on through the beef curtains and give the audience a wink

"i could hardly breath for the full 15 minutes of eating sponge, for it took a lot of eating and soaked up the life from me"

by Gerikashaybux December 31, 2008

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pumpkin sponge

This is when you take pumpkin seed and shove them in her pussy,then you proceed to fuck her until all of the seeds come out.You then take a sponge and soak up all the juice and slap her across the face with the wet pussy juiced pumpkin seeded sponge

One pumpkin seed wouldn't come out last night when we were doing a "pumpkin sponge"

by Edward4154 January 31, 2017

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Lead Sponge

Low level enlisted soldier who has a front line MOS with a high probability of being shot.

1: Why is Scarlett dating that guy? Doesn't she know hes a lead sponge?
2: I'm an E3 and PCSing to the sand box. I'm gonna end up being a lead sponge.

by Salt_Water_Boy August 16, 2011

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