theory of "middletivity"

1)belief that the truth usually lies at a mid point between two opposing views.
2)compromise is the best policy

in the elections 0f 2006 the theory of "middletivity" prevailed

by D.Coder December 9, 2008

Potato Theory

The first theory of male-female relations that stipulates the following:

You would not try and reason or logically argue with a potato, so do not waste your time doing this with women.

Your mom is yelling because you slept in on your day off?

Forget it bro, Potato Theory.

by TheDamnBatman July 26, 2011

conspiracy theory

Literally - the idea of people breathing together.

Con=together. Spire=breathe.

She didn't want a respirator, didn't want to expire. Her inspiration was that once the pandemic passed she might breathe with other people, her conspiracy theory, and it filled her with hope.

by Monkey's Dad April 27, 2020

spinspiracy theory

a theory or opinion which differs so drastically from the generally accepted theory or opinion that it can be considered extreme or even laughable.

I heard yet another spinspiracy theory regarding the death of Osama.

by purple hayes, BOSTON, MA May 29, 2011

chaos theory

3rd game in the Splinter Cell series which will wipe the floor with Pandora Tomorrow

Sam Fisher in back, in Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory

by RHS Student August 18, 2004

Caveman Theory

The' Caveman Theory' is a medical theory currently being developed by Dr Eunson and Dr Craig. What did cavemen do when they were injured? Did they go to a doctor and whinge about it? No. They manned up and walked it off until it improved, if they didn't they died. Why use this theory i hear you asking. Well lets be honest, Cavemen were the business compared to most modern day men.

Person A: OMG you broke your ankle! You should probably go to hospital

Person B: Nah, ill just adopt the "Caveman Theory" because im a hard cunt and not some shit cunt who plays for tech tigers!

by Dr.... Who October 1, 2010

bitch theory

The theory that bitch can be added to the end of any English sentence and always make sense.

Examples of bitch theory:

1. Hey, bitch!
2. What's up, bitch?
3. Suck my dick, bitch!
4. Wanna see a movie with me, bitch?
5. I got fired from my job, bitch.
6. You're a bitch.
7. I downloaded the newest iTunes update, it's a bitch.
8. Bitch!

by BJShow February 16, 2009