My tampon is gunna pop out!

When something is so ridiculously funny and you laugh so much you exert force from your vagina and it feels as if your tampon would pop out.

Person 1: *Does or says something extremely funny*

Person 2: *Laughing with so much force and gasping for air* Stop... I can't breath... my tampon is gunna pop out!

by 5515ER March 22, 2019

blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle

the BEST comeback ever, no one will ever be able to top it or know what to say after you hit them with it! :D

stupid asshole: "You're such a douchebag!"
you: "yeah, well you're a BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE"

by cutie with a bootie May 25, 2008

I can see your tampon string from here

said to one of your male friends when he is complaining about something, implying he's a moaning bitch who is on the blob.

John: "my feet are killing me from all the walking!"
Mike: "hey John, I can see your tampon string from here, mate"

by diRiculous June 1, 2011

Tommy the tammpy tampon

Tommy the tammpy tampon

Tommy the tammpy tampon is needed inside

by neoxycl December 22, 2023

Neapolitan Tampon

When a girls on her period, she takes a shit while having her tampon in and the end of string theres shit on it. (red, white, and brown,)

"i had a neapolitan tampon last night!!"

by emmapuckett January 4, 2021

columbian tampon

Pulling someone's tongue out through their anus.

I'm going to give that bastard a Colombian tampon.

If I fuck this up my boss is going to give a Columbian tampon.

by Lolasaur69 November 29, 2016

Tampon lips

Is were your eating pussy and one of your ferishes are eating pussy blood and she shoved your lips in her pussy on her period

James. Gobble gobble.

Jenny. Shove those lips inside me I'm on my period
James. My lips are tampon lips

by Fuckerindapussy4 May 20, 2018