put down the shovel

To stop eating so much food (referring to needing to use a shovel to consume more food) mostly told to a fat person

Fat person: I weigh 422 LBS
Guy: Jesus, put down the shovel

by somebodygethersomechicken April 10, 2023

Poo Shoveller

1. Someone who shovels poo for a living.

2. Someone who stuffs poo in another person's rectum.

Also known as Shit Shoveller.

Mitch: "James just came back from his excrement orgy"

Sam: "He is such a poo shoveller!"

by Internet Cancer October 17, 2009

clear shovel

A plastic shovel that is transparent or translucent in appearance, instead of a solid plastic color or made of some other material entirely, such as metal.

Josie could have bought a normal-colored shovel but for reasons we will never know, decided to buy a clear shovel instead. Unbelievable.

by shoomit February 23, 2021

Shovel Snow

A Phrase Used in Orlando telling an individual to get lost,to go do something,stop jockin me,kill yourself.

Issac W.-"Hey Edwin was poppin kid?"
Edwin C."Ur Lame kick rox betta yet shovel snow!"
Issac W. "you force it kid"
Edwin"i won this"

by Edwin Luis Colon February 19, 2009

Alabama Snow Shovel

When you blow your load in your sister's anus, then use a spoon to scoop it out and feed it to your dad.

We had a lot of fun at our last family reunion. We bonded over a good ole Alabama Snow Shovel.

by TH3_R00STER December 5, 2022

At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water

A wry remark intended to make light of da fact dat a period of da winter has been very rainy.

Jokingly telling fellow adults dat, "At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water" may indeed make them feel better about a drearily-wet portion of da end/beginning-of-year season, but small children may not be over impressed or cheered by said statement, since they would much prefer to have snow dat dey could go out and play in.

by QuacksO November 22, 2021

Shovel Bunny

Someone who watched Brendan Fraser's Mummy or Indiana Jones and has romanticized archaeology. A person who wants to sleep with an archaeologist. An archaeologist groupie.

Whether in the field or at a conference, if there is an archaeologist around the shovel bunny won't be far behind.

by nextgenarchaeo October 17, 2023