sad crown

A flaccid uncircumcised penis with the foreskin pulled back.

Let me send you a photo of my sad crown.

by arrrr_matey July 10, 2022

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the baby's crowning

the baby's crowing: the feeling that you're about to shit your pants because you can't reach a toilet in time.

Whoever's in the bathroom, get the hell out. The baby's crowning.

by TooSick4U January 12, 2013

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When a guy 'hooks up' (varying from making out to having sex, and anything in between) with three best friends of one High School. (Insert High School name before Triple Crown. i.e The Loyola Triple Crown)

Hey Dude! Did you hear?!
No. What?

Diego landed The Triple Crown.

No way! What School?!
Yeah he fucked Erica, made out with Julie, and finger-banged Amanda, and Oak Hall!

But they're all best friends, dumb bitches.

by EKIN July 7, 2014

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Crowned

To drop serious cash on something that turns out to be completely useless, low-quality, or straight-up fake. Basically, when you flex too fast and reality humbles you.

“Bro, you got crowned again — £65 for 10ml of cooking oil?!”

by HeWhoFitsCarpets October 31, 2025

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crown of daisies

stoned:- the proverbial crown worn when in the happy/relaxed state of a high.
i.e. if you are stoned you are wearing a crown of daisies or daisy crown.

1)that dude is soo high!! you can practically SEE his crown of daisies!
2)my daisy crown is starting to fade man.

by heath_lord February 20, 2007

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