I brought my broken phone to Sprint, and they turkey-dicked me by giving me another broken phone as a replacement.
by TheMixMaster January 4, 2011
Get the turkey-dickmug. I about shot John after he called me a jive turkey, but it turns out he really only called me a cock sucker.
by eagle777 March 15, 2008
Get the jive turkeymug. To thrust/punch a person in the face with an erect penis. This can sometimes be the result of a spontaneous erection, however it is normally an intentional act.
"I turkey punched my friend because he wouldn't share his Doritos"
"She went down on me, and I got so aroused I turkey punched her"
"She went down on me, and I got so aroused I turkey punched her"
by KingMickable January 7, 2013
Get the Turkey Punchmug. the enlarged clit or extra vaginal tissue protruding on the nether regions of a women
mostly likely acquired from massive amounts of sex
or child birth
mostly likely acquired from massive amounts of sex
or child birth
by ck1film April 20, 2008
Get the turkey livermug. Customer: I'm not sure about the technical details.
Business Analyst: Let's setup a call to get some of your IT folks on the line so we can talk turkey about your web services and getting access to your database.
Business Analyst: Let's setup a call to get some of your IT folks on the line so we can talk turkey about your web services and getting access to your database.
by quixilvr March 10, 2010
Get the talk turkeymug. 1.Used to describe a situation when one person hears one word - while someone else hears another.
2.Used to settle an arguement over what word was used in a sentence. Similar to declaring "The situation will never be solved, so just shut up about it."
After Turkey Chicken is used - the arguement finished.
There is no response required for a Turkey Chicken.
2.Used to settle an arguement over what word was used in a sentence. Similar to declaring "The situation will never be solved, so just shut up about it."
After Turkey Chicken is used - the arguement finished.
There is no response required for a Turkey Chicken.
J.P. "Mor, did you just ask for salt in your coffee?"
Mor "No. I asked for SUGAR."
Scot "I heard salt too."
Rod "No way! He said sugar."
J.P. "Oh well, Turkey Chicken."
Mor "No. I asked for SUGAR."
Scot "I heard salt too."
Rod "No way! He said sugar."
J.P. "Oh well, Turkey Chicken."
by KTownFook May 30, 2005
Get the turkey chickenmug. When having vaginal intercourse with a woman, the man pulls out to ejaculate on her breasts. i.e. Stuffing and basting.
by Frito-boy November 1, 2009
Get the Turkey Stylemug.