If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot

Don’t put yourself in a situation you aren’t prepared for.

Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*

Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”

If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot by Bootyboy303 May 28, 2019

bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar 

See "It could be worse".

Person A: Bank of Queensland suspended my card by complete mistake lol
Person B: bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar

bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar by Chuck86 July 27, 2023

See abuse? Don’t Grab the Noose 

This means if you spot an animal being neglected not to call the police or animal control and to call a local rescue instead. This is because police and animal control are known to not do anything about cases they don’t see as serious.

“That persons hit their dog, we should call animal control.”
“No, we should call a rescue instead. Remember, see abuse? Don’t grab the noose.”

See abuse? Don’t Grab the Noose by Thecommonblackbird August 22, 2020

Oh, no, you don't --- nunna the ol' 'camel and Arab' routine! 

What you disgustedly snort to someone who is selfishly trying to take up more than his share of available space, such as in a bed, on a couch, in a passenger's seat, etc.

When Chief Tecumseh was negotiating with General Harrison, he crowded Harrison toward the end of the bench they were sitting on. When Harrison made a "Oh, no, you don't --- nunna the ol' 'camel and Arab' routine!" type of protest, Tecumseh smiled knowingly and replied that he was trying to illustrate to General Harrison how his people felt about being pushed off their tribal lands by the English settlers.

Oh, no, you don't --- nunna the ol' 'camel and Arab' routine! by QuacksO April 3, 2021

Don't Feed the Bears  

A Phrase used by Truck Drivers.
It means not to speed and give the Bear money for another Donut.

East Bound Don't Feed The Bears you got'em Wall to Wall from the 186 mile marker to the 54 mile marker.Don't give them a reason to take food off your childrens plate.

Don't Feed the Bears by MarkDB1973 February 26, 2009

don't let the mofos get you down 

A contemporary version of the old expression, "don't let the bastards get you down," this version stands for "don't let the motherfuckers get you down." The mofos are generally anyone in authority or authority figures, whether bosses, family members, partners etc.

"I hate my job. The boss asked to clean the bathroom."
"He's a jerk. Don't let the mofos get you down."

don't let the mofos get you down by kingharvest November 5, 2009

Don't hate the player, hate the game

1. A simple excuse for anything.
2. Also coined in rap, drop hate on anything but other rappers.

1. "Dude WTF?!"
"Don't hate the player, hate the game.
2. Yo' man I ain't ever gonna diss your name
Cuz I'm not hating players, I'm hating the game

Don't hate the player, hate the game by error405 August 18, 2016