A super hot fit cutie that can get any boy she wants but luckily she settled for a six inch dong belonging to a boy called Logan a Morgan is the most perfect girl in the world if you ever know a girl called Morgan you can count yourself the luckiest person in the world
by Hshsjjdgd November 16, 2019

The most wonderful girl in the word. Brings the best out in you and makes you feel like a man or woman again. Once you find her keep her near cause she's such a keeper
by Kale salad September 13, 2017

by brettybot June 8, 2022

Dr. Alice: Hey! It looks like your teeth are bleeding. I'm afraid I'll have to remove them and give them back in a few days.
Sophie: Oh no. What am I going to do during chorus practice? I know! I'll have to Ashlee Simpson to We Don't Talk About Bruno from Encanto.
Sophie: Oh no. What am I going to do during chorus practice? I know! I'll have to Ashlee Simpson to We Don't Talk About Bruno from Encanto.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 7, 2022

by Dhhebsks September 30, 2020

fucking weird as Horse Girl. normally blonde and a fucking retard. Likes correcting grammar for no reason and has an annoyingly obnoxious laugh.
by yung boney April 23, 2020

Simpson University is a private Christian University located in Redding. The university is currently under academic probation as its leadership could not get their shit together in enough time before the accreditors came knocking. Simpson would be better defined by precisely what it is not, it is not academically rigorous, it is not welcoming to diversity, it does not respond well to new ideas, and it is abhorrent to to what a university should be.
Andrew: "Where are you going to school?"
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.
by SUAdmissionsTeam October 20, 2017
