God

someone noone seems to be able to really forget

all of you probably say his name everyday one way or the other; why is that?

by RANMAOFRYU December 27, 2003

god

A drug induced query.

Ronald wiped an unknown combination of chemicals from his nose, "are you god?" he asked the Tv.

by Rowan Com April 21, 2008

god

the guy everyone finds when their in jail, but quickly leaves him in the park when they get out

He found god after he killed a priest

by Cocidius2012 April 9, 2008

God

The word's biggest pervert.

God can see all.

by Lolghurt June 19, 2009

God

The almighty, omnipotent being that was said to create the universe and everything in it. WAY too many people think they can disprove her/his/its existence by using ridiculously simple arguments anyone could dream up, not realizing that theists have been aware of these arguments for centuries, and that great minds like Pascal, Thomas Aquinas and C.S. Lewis have responded to these arguments brilliantly.

Atheist: "God doesn't exist cause if he's all-powerful and all-good there wouldn't be evil! PWNED."

Theist: "Stop making stupid assumptions about God, dude."

by whyamIdoingthis? May 16, 2010

God

God is a made up character on south park, who looks like a cow and is hindu

Are you there god, it's me Jesus

by god's a character on southpark June 25, 2008

God

My best friend, because of his loyalty.
My savior, because of his sacrifice for me.
My master, because of my gratitude towards him.

Ian: Best friend, savior, and master too?
Tony: God multi-tasks.
Ian: So did your parents force you to believe this by sticking a fork up your butt as a baby?
Tony: Nope, found him in college! Well, he found me.

by serving4theking November 29, 2006