TFIIK

short for "the fuck if i know"

TEXT CHAT:
Bob: where did joe go?
John: tfiik

by gamewin1 August 17, 2011

TFITS

The Fuck Is This Shit?

Muslims? Muslims?? We're worried about Muslims??? TFITS?

What about the Native Americans, if we give such a damn about fucking freedom?

by tsisageya August 19, 2010

tfaf

Toilet Flush Ass Fuck: The art of inserting the head of your partner into a toilet bowl and repeatedly flushing the toilet while having anal sex.

I TFAFed her good! I gave her the TFAFing of a lifetime! TFAF me again, please!

by SomeRandomGuyPUA December 9, 2008

TFP

Short for Thanks for Playing

Something said after denying, owning, or shutting someone down. The phrase comes from playing games after the game is over, the winner says "Thanks for playing" to the loser.

1: "Hey man I'll kick your ass"
2: *punches 1 and knocks him out*

2: "TFP, fucker"

by diiiietz November 30, 2009

tft

Totes fucking trage

Just got hit by a car tft

by Lubo December 21, 2013

TFTC

'Thanks for the Cache'. Term frequently used in online logs of individuals reporting the successful location of a Geocache.

Found the cache located under a bridge next to a peaceful bend in the river. TFTC.

by Mark Luscher June 9, 2005

tfgu

In the style of Yoda, the fuck grow up.

Life isn't fair. Shut up and deal. TFGU.

by DaBunn January 11, 2009