Intentionally depriving oneself from taking a shit for several days in order to amass the largest, fastest and voluminous crap as possible.
Gestation is complete for the broiler when the gut is percolating and sloshing and the sphincter is dilated and starting to crown accompanied by defecatory labor pains.
The Texas Broiler must be released and left for others to observe and admire.
Gestation is complete for the broiler when the gut is percolating and sloshing and the sphincter is dilated and starting to crown accompanied by defecatory labor pains.
The Texas Broiler must be released and left for others to observe and admire.
Tommy dropped a Texas broiler in his grandma’s newly renovated bathroom so everyone that went to see the remodel also saw a true work of human art.
I’m working up a Texas broiler. It’s been 4 days since I shit. I’m planning on dropping this one on my neighbor’s driveway.
I’m working up a Texas broiler. It’s been 4 days since I shit. I’m planning on dropping this one on my neighbor’s driveway.
by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020
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Customer 1: Yo I think i just got Texas Propane and Propane Accessories'd
Customer 2: How do you know?
Customer 1: When the clerk told me what he does he made this weird "bwaAaaAaAa" sound.
Customer 2: How do you know?
Customer 1: When the clerk told me what he does he made this weird "bwaAaaAaAa" sound.
by Mother fuckin Hank Hill November 17, 2020
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Everything is bigger in Texas, they say, and this beefcake was certainly no exception. I am pretty sure I got served by the Texas Organ Scrambler.
by postwarbrit June 21, 2021
Get the Texas Organ Scrambler mug.Man 1: "Is that guy from the UK? His accent is kind of similar".
Man2: "Not quite, he's actually a Texas Brit, don't overthink it".
Man2: "Not quite, he's actually a Texas Brit, don't overthink it".
by glasscage March 29, 2022
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by brewski210 August 28, 2022
Get the Texas Skewer mug.The act of accidentally hitting the send button on a phone text before you finished typing the entire message.
I just received this text from you. "Dude, meet us at ". It looks like another case of premature textaculation.
by MarkBauer December 21, 2010
Get the premature textaculation mug.Small ass town in the middle of Texas. Population 360, but varies based when the pipeliners leave for the oil rigs. Known around Texas as Snuff City, and Iredellians are proud of it!
Hey, there's a bonfire after the 6 man game tomorrow night in Iredell Texas. Wanna go?
Man, I can't. I've gotta leave Snuff City for the oil rigs in the morning. Me and the old lady are saving for a new double wide.
Man, I can't. I've gotta leave Snuff City for the oil rigs in the morning. Me and the old lady are saving for a new double wide.
by backinthesticks February 20, 2011
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