tear jugs

Breasts so perfect they make you cry.

Man, she's got Tear Jugs!

by Seabiscuit March 12, 2016

tearing trifecta

When three guys have penises above 7.243 inches and penetrate the anal cavity without lube.

Girl: Hello
3 guys: Are you ready for the tearing trifecta?
Girl: What?
3 guys: Prepare your anus.

by Analpenetrator96 March 21, 2016

tear jerkery

n. Actions or words which evoke an overly sympathetic response. Often employed by pathetic losers.

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Do not bother with an appeal. Your tear jerkery will not change our minds.You are guilty guilty guilty.

by gnostic3 January 20, 2020

Apache Tear

A gem associated with truth and insecurities.

Apache Tears reveal cracks and weaknesses, see past truth and lie, nothing can hide from this gem.

by TeaMun March 12, 2017

tear for the road

One last drink

take one tear for the road before you go

by NNati March 5, 2016

bicep tear

When an individual's back hurts but says it's his or her bicep that has torn

Johann: My back hurts
Zaid: What happened
Johann: I tore my bicep so my back hurts
Zaid: Doing what?
Johann: I was gardening while having the big gay sex with your mom
Zaid: Makes sense
Johann: When an individual's back hurts but says it's his or her bicep that has torn
Zaid: Ahhhhh ur bicep tear makes sense now

by Cakeeater123 February 21, 2018

mail tears

you don't know how to spell don't you

John is an idiot he search mail tears instead of male tears

by Chaos1_p March 3, 2022