My tampon is gunna pop out!

When something is so ridiculously funny and you laugh so much you exert force from your vagina and it feels as if your tampon would pop out.

Person 1: *Does or says something extremely funny*

Person 2: *Laughing with so much force and gasping for air* Stop... I can't breath... my tampon is gunna pop out!

by 5515ER March 22, 2019

blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle

the BEST comeback ever, no one will ever be able to top it or know what to say after you hit them with it! :D

stupid asshole: "You're such a douchebag!"
you: "yeah, well you're a BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE"

by cutie with a bootie May 25, 2008

I can see your tampon string from here

said to one of your male friends when he is complaining about something, implying he's a moaning bitch who is on the blob.

John: "my feet are killing me from all the walking!"
Mike: "hey John, I can see your tampon string from here, mate"

by diRiculous June 1, 2011

Who lit the fuse to your tampon

What people will ask you if you're freakin' out.

"Geez Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Frank."

by HashBrownClown July 29, 2016

Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder disposes of them.

Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.

by Shinon September 6, 2023

icu tampon

The 3 to 5 day old tampon pulled out by a doctor that is later found to be the cause of your septic shock.

"Remember nurse to change daily Otherwise you'll get an icu tampon"

by Lotek March 2, 2015

Tampon Muncher

A person who eats (a) women (woman) out whilst they currently have a tampon inside in.

“omg he was a tampon muncher”

by Alexistexas2.0 October 4, 2023