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tactical board

cock.

at least, in doom bible terms
damn my tactical board is so hard right now
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 7, 2024
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Tactical Bitching

Hiding, a form of being a bitch, but tactically.
Invented by some dipshit eight year old in 2017, in Fortnite. Example: Hiding on the edge of a battle-royale storm like a little bitch, (Or running away, like a little bitch.) But with tact.
“I never run, I just tactical retreat and come back.”

“That’s what I’m sayin’, it’s called tactical bitching, it’s great. I made it myself in 2017 during a Fortnite match, look it up.”

“? So how we gon’ look it up?? How we gon-“

“-Uhhh, uhh-”
by RAHHH!!!2816 September 19, 2024
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Tactical fried chicken

You get advantage on attack rolls in the hood
He threw the tactical fried chicken into the hood and distracted the monkeys
by Ball touchertheninety ninth January 29, 2025
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Tactical Jerk

1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself

2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep
“Man I was tired this morning I had to hit a tactical jerk.”
by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025
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Tactical sickie

Planning a sick day from work in advance by telling your colleagues the day before that you don’t feel well, thus planting the seed that you may be ill. Usually when there’s nothing wrong with you and you already have other plans.
I’m not going into work tomorrow, already told my boss I was feeling ill today, pulling a tactical sickie tomorrow.
by Cannonball Taffio Jones April 6, 2025
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Tactical

(with respect to a point in time (or space))

An adjective used to attach an expected delayed arrival to an otherwise precise date.

Alternatively also used to attach an expected imprecision to an otherwised fixed meeting place.
Gabi: "Let's meet at a tactical 12:15."

*Maja is on time, Rosi isn't*

Maja: "Where is Rosi?"

Gabi: "Don't blame him, we agreed on a tactical date."

Maja "Fair."
by Tactical Tactician April 9, 2025
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Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ

Being obese for a very specific reason, especially avoiding conscription into the military. Or, using this as an excuse for being overweight.
"I have Tactical Obesityᵀᴹ, dude. I don't wanna get drafted into WW3!"
by HunterAngel0669 May 21, 2025
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