Twat Swatter

A female, who prevents another female from scoring with a guy. The female equivalent to a cock blocker, the twat swatter tends to be malicious in her means and often interferes with other women s chances for her own gain.

He was about to take me home, but then that Twat Swatter came and offered him another drink, fucking bitch!

by KimchiNoodle June 12, 2010

Twat Muncher

A person who munches on ones vagina.

Person 1: "I met this girl last night turned out she was a lesbian"

Person 2: "She sounds like a right twat muncher!"

by 4011446 April 17, 2009

twat snuffler

To bury one's face into someone's twat in a manner that results in a snorting sound.

Every time the cat snuffles her twat you can her the snort across the room..."that damn twat snuffler"

by G. Edward September 14, 2008

twat muck

A thick, creamy stench like discharge secreted from a ladys front bottom.

Blimey luv, your pants a full of twat muck

by Jacksoleman January 8, 2009

twat cheese

1. A chunky yeast infection.
2. When a skank doesn't wash her twat.

He found a pair of undies with twat cheese drifting in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
twat cheese} {skank} yeast infection {chunky cheese}

by LaQuifa December 2, 2014

Uber twat

Someone who is a SUPER twat basically.

Guy 1: Hey you know what he said to me yesterday?

Guy 2: What!?

Guy 1: That I bummed off his mum!

Guy 2: Jeheez what an uber twat

by Ladiishox October 25, 2009

Twat Swatter

The female equivalent of a cock blocker. When a woman prevents another woman from getting laid.

Me: Hey you want to come over after the party? Bryan: Yeah sounds good. Andrea: Oh, hey Tatiana. Does your boyfriend know your out tonight? Me: Uhh... Bryan: *Gets up and walks away* Me: UGH! You goddamn twat swatter! I almost had him! I'm kicking your bony ass!

by Tatiana is a punk rocker May 8, 2010