Hamster in the tubes

Describes a slow point in the internet routing that effects only one person or group of people

"Hey this website is loading slow is anyone else having trouble?"
"No you must have a hamster in the tubes."

by Warkitten October 12, 2008

The Wrong Tube

A.K.A The trachea. This is where uncooperative food goes down (instead of the esophagus) in an attempt to make you experience what it feels like to die by choking.

A man was found dead in a local restaurant this evening. The doctors say his food went down the wrong tube and got stuck.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 28, 2021

smarties tube

the shape of a penis that is the same girth all the way along

girl: did u pull that lad?
girl 2: yeah he rammed his smarties tube deep inside me

by Ivan1989 March 10, 2008

tube top

a person who is consistently a bad time; a bummer

"That bitch is such a fucking tube top"

by Jeff Custer July 30, 2006

Tube Snake

SLANG~ Surfboard

It is also the name of a ZZ-Top song, "tube snake boogie"

Alfonso: Check those waves dude; you bring the tube snake?
Riccardo: It's called a SURFBOARD you moron

zz top~
When she boogie,
She do the tube snake boogie.

by g-diggity August 31, 2008

tube socks

used foh rasterbating.

Depree:My tube socks were dirty, so I used yours!

by gabbieee August 1, 2007

nube tube

someone who is a crap shot on call of duty 4 or 5 and so instead resorts to firing a grenede from there gun at anything that moves getting numerous unsatifing kills and thinking they are good playes. death to all nube tubers

i get had by nube tube all the time. i want to kill them all (not in the game either)

by addy17baddyuk March 9, 2009