A tpett is an interesting creature. It likes three things sexually. Those three things are guys, men, and boys. Tpetts also have an arch nemesis named Zmill. Tpett vs Zmill is synonymous with Celtics vs Lakers, Buckeyes vs wolverines, and Batman vs Superman. Tpetts are decent at football and normally win the battle. However, Zmill talks his smack. Tpetts also love bbc.
Zmill: Tpett guard me and stop hiding in zone
Tpett: Zmill you like Mia Klause?
Zmill: Tpett u are retarded
Tpett: cookie Zmill?
Tpett: Zmill you like Mia Klause?
Zmill: Tpett u are retarded
Tpett: cookie Zmill?
by Jack Hacker November 16, 2020
Get the Tpett mug.1.Worst club in europe and has overly loyal fans who has false hope for their club.
2. A shit and banter club.
3. Bunch of bottlers.
2. A shit and banter club.
3. Bunch of bottlers.
A friend : Why are you still that shite club Tottenham Hotspur?
Spurs supporter : Just to watch Ndombele play.
Spurs supporter : Just to watch Ndombele play.
by Flyre. March 31, 2021
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by Finnottz May 14, 2016
Get the The Tottenham Team mug.Anybody with this name is literally indebatably 5'4" or shorter and thereby qualifies for national throw a short person day.
Person 1: Hey, today is National Throw a short person today. I Threw Sarah Totty since she qualifies as short.
Person 2: Isn't National Throw A Short Person day tomorrow?
Person 1: Uh.... maybe?
Person 2: Isn't National Throw A Short Person day tomorrow?
Person 1: Uh.... maybe?
by Myle9 October 20, 2021
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Get the Travel-tott mug.Thotting; adjective- The act of living your best life (Especially during warm months but not limited to). & doing whatever tf makes you happy... Promiscuity is NOT mandatory or necessary but do you boo. Honey,period 💅🏾
by Divmond March 4, 2018
Get the Thotting mug.The act of thinking about, ordering or consuming McMenamin's Cajun Tots. Preferably daily during Happy Hour for $1 w/ ranch dressing.
Gina, "Would you like to go totting tomorrow?"
Lauren, "Uhhh yeah! Totting is only my favorite thing to do!"
Gina, "We should get at least 2!"
Lauren, "Uhhh yeah! Totting is only my favorite thing to do!"
Gina, "We should get at least 2!"
by Bromancer20 May 27, 2010
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