left bastard

When someone is three times as much of a right bastard than thought possible.

Inspiration: "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."

Person 1: Did you see him hit-and-run my car? What a right bastard he is.

Person 2: He did worse than that. He ran over a puppy and threw an empty beer can out his window. That bastard ain't a right bastard, he's a left bastard.

by Jack_Firerage June 30, 2023

Left anklet

Wearing an anklet on the left ankle is a secret way to indicate one is queer and part of the LGBTQ+ community

“You’re wearing a left anklet? That’s the gay side”

by ichoosetobeanonymous1990 July 7, 2023

James left

Is a good enough YouTuber

James left is cool

by James left July 22, 2022

Left-a-Smoke

The last few draws of a tobacco cigarette given to someone without access to nicotine

Calum: I'm gonna have a feg. You want left-a-smoke?
Aaron: Yes mate

by Finnish Bolshevik August 22, 2022

Peachtree Left

When someone makes an illegal left turn from the rightmost lane. This is common in the wee hours of the night in Atlanta, Georgia. The blinker is never used to accomplish this.

Bro! I almost got into an accident last night! Some idiot almost nailed me making a Peachtree Left.

by Dattebane September 3, 2022

left claw

georgia attardi’s starring role

wow! she did great as the left claw!

by ferb123 March 8, 2021

LEFT BALL

It is the ball that is LEFT after the RIGHT BALL is taken.

I get the simplest things wrong as which is the LEFT BALL.

by FECESRIMJOB March 26, 2021