just blew a 'bad dung', now i've got a mess in my rump!
don't know about this walking upright, this 'bad dung' has left a mess in my rump!
('rump' is SUCH a laughably goofy word!!)
don't know about this walking upright, this 'bad dung' has left a mess in my rump!
('rump' is SUCH a laughably goofy word!!)
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
The mistake of taking a dare; and, immediately getting the negative results of the stupidly of taking that dare.
The karmic equivalent of crossing a city street when the pedestrian sign says “Don’t Walk”.
The karmic equivalent of crossing a city street when the pedestrian sign says “Don’t Walk”.
When you are in Yellow Stone National Park, don’t feed the bears and don’t wave at the buffaloes. You will become a causality! Mess around and find out!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 06, 2022
The Shondes are a hot tranny mess.
by Kay.aaRgh.Zee July 06, 2009
Mess Kit - A collection of silverware and cookware used during extended military campaigns.
Shit in ones Mess Kit - Military term meaning “to fuck oneself over”. Who in there right mind would shit in the very thing they are going to eat out of?
Shit in ones Mess Kit - Military term meaning “to fuck oneself over”. Who in there right mind would shit in the very thing they are going to eat out of?
Jarhead: Wow! Bob really Shit in his Mess Kit when he told the Sergeant Jones he was a no load limp dick.
Other Jarhead: Yup...he is fucked!
Other Jarhead: Yup...he is fucked!
by dunkmonkey July 20, 2007
by B.J.B. February 27, 2006
When Julie and Sarah decided to lie to their folks so they could go to the concert neither was allowed to attend, they created a donkey girl scout mess for themselves.
by Pinkie_Flamingo November 05, 2010
Oh God i went to my dads phone to see his messages and i saw he got one from mom saying "you want to fuck, cause it could be a "Parents Red Mess"
based on true story!!
based on true story!!
by Corey Jackson July 25, 2008