Tittenluben

Adding lubricant (oil works best) to breasts prior to a titty-fuck.

"Honey, I'm ready for some tittenluben. I don't want your tube-steak rubbing my girls raw."

by JBPhoto October 22, 2009

legitti-titties

Confirmation that a large pair of breasts are, in fact, real and not the result of plastic surgery. Legitimate breasts.

Do you think those breasts are fake, or are they legitti-titties?

by Jude Price October 26, 2010

Eeyore Titties

Occurs when a woman's titties droop down to the ground and point outwards. Not unlike Eeyores ears from Winnie the Pooh. They appear sad and unwanted.

Damn that bitch had Eeyore titties.

by Dr Shmeckle Mr Slide November 29, 2011

Cheeseburger Titties

When a girl has huge boobies and shes horrifically obese. The only reason she has those big boobies because she eats a ton of food.

Bro 1 : Dude, I banged Shirley last night!
Bros 2: That huge she beast has Cheeseburger titties, you filthy bastard!

by Dildo stuffer October 1, 2017

Biscuit tities

Titties that are small but perky, just enough to fill up the palm or you hand.

Damn that girl Maddy got some biscuit tities

by Willlllg May 28, 2019

Pair of Titties

phrase used when something makes one overly excited. antonym of "sack of nuts"...

PAIR OF TITTIES!!! This is the best day of my life!!!

by Weirdo Artimando January 24, 2011

wong tong titties

When you eat noodles off a girls tits and Slurp the juice off of them

Jessica and I were fucking last night and I got the left over Chinese from the fridge and poured the noodles all over her titties and made some Wong tong titties

by 13-50=47 June 16, 2016