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New England Wedding

A 'New England Wedding' is a wedding held on a either a Friday evening or any night other than Saturday in order for the person's financing the wedding to receive a discount. Most commonly the wedding is held at a venue beyond the ordinary budget of the wedding. Hosts of 'New England Weddings' are bad people devoid of empathy due to the necessity of their guests to take a day off work to attend the event. In sort the hosts expect their guests to subsidize their event through lost wages so that they can receive a discount. I wedding gift is not necessary at this sort of wedding due to the monies lost due to the host's frugality.
Nicole and Chase had a decided to have their wedding at the Four Season's on a Friday night because it was more affordable, when they should have rented out the pavilion behind they VFW as their budget dictated. All their guests judged them for having a New England Wedding.
by RiccardoFace July 27, 2021
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wedding stream

A stream of diarrhea portrayed virtually over Microsoft Teams.
"have a wedding stream to attend"
by testabc123! June 10, 2021
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Coolest Outfit for Weddings

An embroidered kurta paired with Sin Denims will make you standout. It is definitely the coolest, sexiest and the most comfortable outfit option for the wedding season.
Let me search for the coolest outfit for weddings
by Sin Denim November 24, 2021
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bologna wedding

1)When you are so broke, you can only afford to serve bologna sandwiches and punch at your wedding reception.
2)When you are so broke, your guests have to bring their own food and drinks to your wedding reception.
3)When you attend a wedding and don't bring a gift, or a gift of lesser value than the meal that you ate.
We are in love and desire to marry right away, however, it will have to be a bologna wedding, as neither of our families can pay for it.
by mouse wheel April 23, 2020
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Arkansas Wedding

See shotgun wedding, married under circumstances, but with a relative.
I don’t see why they’re rushing for an Arkansas Wedding, the baby gonna have the same name either way.
by dananapatman September 6, 2023
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wedding quickie

When the newly wed sneak away to do a quickie somewhere during reception and return without anyone knowing they were gone.
Everyone knew Jesse and Jamie did a wedding quickie and didn’t care.

Steven and Sara never got to do the wedding quicky Sara wanted to do.
by Onlyme4you May 11, 2020
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black tie wedding

a wedding that requires formal attire (gowns for women and tuxedos for men) with michelin- star food. this is a very classy event and is usually thought of as a wedding for wealthy people.
guest1: their wedding was stunning. I think I am going to have a black tie wedding too!
guest2: The food was very upscale and the filet with lobster was cooked perfectly!
by guccigirl1738 January 4, 2017
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