M.S.T. (MUT Standard Time)

Mut standard time (MST) is used to describe people from a certain friendship group always arriving somewhere 30 mins - 1 hour after the scheduled time.

“We all agreed to be here at 4:30, where is max?”
“He’s probably following M.S.T. (Mut Standard Time) so he’ll be here at around 5:30”

by jimmyt01 October 19, 2021

Standard Pussy Shit

The feeling you get toward someone when they always feel they need to be the center of attention.

“David’s never chill man, he’s always on some standard pussy shit.

by Tiny meat May 7, 2019

Standard Reference Pear

A Pear used to reference the scale of objects.

Heres a standard reference pear for scale.

by UltraCraftGames May 5, 2021

Bog standard

A british slang word for "plain" or "normal"

"This cheese is bog standard"

by Kizzyfrfr April 13, 2023

Saskatchewan Standard

Having missionary position sex, under a bunch of blankets, because it's cold, while a moose watches (either in the room or through a window) because there are lots of moose in Saskatchewan.

I was giving Mildred the Saskatchewan Standard last night and I'll be damned if the moose didn't wink at me.

by DerpingRad May 14, 2011

Double standards

To be someone of similarity to Cameron Scott darling or To be cunt like

Oh my god stop being so double standards you’re turning into cameron

by Ruby stead December 16, 2021

At least I have standards

Telling someone that they have the average needs of an average person and that they are not low lifes

Random friend: Why do you have to live in an apartment, are you that poor?
Probably You: I’m not that be rich, but at least i have standards aight?

by on July 4, 2022