the.mr.jackwalten

You couldn’t find him either huh?

“Have you seen The.mr.jackwalten? If you have any direct or indirect information, please call the number below:
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by DismemberedMilf September 24, 2021

The Hugh Jackman

Its when you're getting jerked off by either man or woman (your choosing) between your legs from down under reverse grip style.

Bro 1 "one night i was taking a piss and my homie hooks me up with The Hugh Jackman"

Bro 2 "damn dogg that's a real friend"

Bro 1 "fo sho"

Bro 2 "skype me his name"

Bro 1 "UUUUHHHH"

by Dino Da Hajidogg October 18, 2011

The steamplow Jackson

Where a man penetrates a person with both feet hand and dick at the same time

Wow he gave me the steamplow Jackson

by Jacky cuckold of the onion August 3, 2016

The union jacks

1. Where Alex goes to urinate.

2. The most hilarious joke in the world.

Peter: Alex's going to the union jacks. HA HA HA.

The Jew: God Peter's stupid.

Liam: fap fap fap

by RoryGalway February 12, 2010

The Estonian jackhammer

When a man spreads the woman's vagina flaps and attempts to stick his head into it. This normally ends up with a trip to the ER as it is not safe for both genders. This can be done with the same sex (see Finnish jackhammer).

Brian: "so I gave Sandra the Estonian jackhammer last night!"
Andre: "is she ok?!?"

by The isis November 12, 2014

The Brownie Jackson

When one shit their pants and their partner almost immediately drops the others pants and jacks them off

Man 1: Dude you smell shit, wtf
Man 2: sorry I just had The Brownie Jackson

by PhatCawk2408 May 24, 2018

the percy jackson fandom

A fandom composed of three book series, a bunch of spin-offs + and a new show that is constantly shouting at the top of there lungs basically begging you to jump into a black hole of content. It's a fun black hole at least...

"Yeah, I'm in the Percy Jackson fandom"
"Oh no...Oh no..."
"That's right. Dam. Blue cookies."

by that elf in ur closet December 20, 2023