by Anna Isabella November 2, 2006

When a person’s mind is almost entirely consumed by setting off the perfect series of fireworks on the Fourth of July, so they practice every night for a month, driving their friends and neighbors nearly crazy.
That guy’s a totally OCD firework head to the point where this annual insipid activity appears to have eaten the poor fucker’s brain.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

by Sally slay November 27, 2016

by ShAdY September 6, 2003

A serious, serious, illness involving having pigeons on one's head. The cure has proven to be elusive and remains highly contagious.
Ms. Bitters: There is a pigeon on your head. You've got Head pigeons. Get to the nurse before they spread to the other children!
Zim: Yes, Ms. Bitters.
Zim: Yes, Ms. Bitters.
by Salad Sister December 16, 2009

An method of identify verification that began on 4chan in the mid-2000s of verifying a poster claiming to be female is in fact, female, and not using someone's stolen photos. To request "shoe on head" is a request that the user take a picture of themselves on the spot, with their shoe on their head, which is a very random thing to do, and therefore prove they are as attractive as they claim to be.
Anon1: Hello boys, I'm Ashley and these are my photos, don't you think I'm hot?
Anon2: Shoe on head
Anon1: I'm sorry I'm not here to be questioned!
Anon3: Gtfo fgt
Anon2: Shoe on head
Anon1: I'm sorry I'm not here to be questioned!
Anon3: Gtfo fgt
by Levontaun November 9, 2022

A look that gets more fashionable every year.
Contrary to what insecure incels and neckbeards say on the internet, but it's a look that leaves the panties of a lot of women the polar opposite of dry. They really like it. However, having a decently shaped noggin and face are factors to pulling it off but it will still always look better than a combover no matter what.
Contrary to what insecure incels and neckbeards say on the internet, but it's a look that leaves the panties of a lot of women the polar opposite of dry. They really like it. However, having a decently shaped noggin and face are factors to pulling it off but it will still always look better than a combover no matter what.
by Soul_Driver November 15, 2019
