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angry pirate

When a man (or even woman in some cases) is recieving oral sex and pulls out of their partners mouth, only to ejaculate into their eye. The reciepient of the ejaculation will then stand up and cover their eye with their hand. During this, the opposite partner will then kick their now sightless partner and run off like a wuss as the poor cripple hobbles after them.
Last night my boyfriend thought he'd be a punk smart-ass and give me an angry pirate. That pussy ran off like a little girl and you know I chased after him. I caught his goddamn ass and kicked him in the nuts, so now he's chained up in my basement.

~FYI: True story.~
by Lori-SPED May 30, 2007
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angry launch

In round-based multiplayer games, an angry launch is when the host immediatly launches the next session after the last one ends, because he is angry that he has lost.
by FragerZ January 11, 2008
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Angry seagull

An act in which a firefighter (typically of the North American coastal variety) deliberately soils his class “B” uniform shirt with a white substance of some kind, eg. cake frosting or penile ejaculate.

This disgruntled act of passive aggressive behavior is typically displayed at morning briefing and in response to a superior officer’s request to don the appropriate uniform attire when the overworked employee returns to the station after responding to a deluge of medical aids.
“Looks like Joe was up all night on the box again, he looks exhausted

“Yeah, the chief must have given him crap about the uniform shirt policy and he just did the angry seagull....what a badass”
by Hoseman August 2, 2019
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Angry Dragon

When you blow ya load and smack a girls head and it comes out her nose making her look like a angry drangon.
I had a angry dragon with your mom.
by DanTheMan0001 December 8, 2022
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The Angry Lubu

The shit that just burns your bootyhole. You know the loud,angry, burning shit that screams fuck you toni!
After taco Tuesday my asshole threw a bitch fit and dropped The Angry lubu
by Theangrylubu October 5, 2021
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Angry parrot

The act of laying your penis on someone’s shoulder
Look how pissed Steve is after I gave him an angry parrot
by Jrillins75 April 7, 2020
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Angry wank

To completely explode and spew ones anger in the face of an unwitting person
Charisma had an angry wank when Judy commented on the redness of her hair after she had accidently dyed it that colour.
by 1 Toy Maker June 3, 2018
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