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something to tell the kids about

A big event in one's life (usually exaggerated) a phrase mostly used by people who've yet to procreate and want to express their amazement on a happening.
Evan: Wow did you see Nick play that touch down?

Harvey: Yea, that's certainly something to tell the kids about.

Evan: Hell yea.
by Kayeman Lanez April 24, 2006
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Abs-so-loo-telly

A very definite way of answering a question, stronger than the normal "absolutely".

Little sister of the word def-in-a-telly.
Dave: Michael says I'm a bad influence on you, you don't think I am do you?

Adam: Actually David, I abs-so-loo-telly do, now who is it you want me to throw a stone at?
by addyAPOCALYPSE and dirtyDAVE February 26, 2009
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Great Story, Tell it Again

When someone tells an incredibly stupid story with no meaning, so everyone around them says, "Great story. Tell it again."
Person: Once I walked down the hallway, but I needed to get to class, so I started to run, but then I saw a teacher so I stopped.

Everyone around person: Great story, tell it again.
by 3RDIE November 26, 2010
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i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you

a mob-like expression for the phrase "You will die if you hear my secret"
Guy 1: Duuuude, howdja get that Ipod touch?
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!
by your best idiot May 23, 2010
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Smell & Tell

Adult male version of "Show & Tell" where a guy places his index and middle fingers under his buddy's nose to indicate that he just finger-banged a chick.
P-Phat: I never liked "Show & Tell" in school.

MOCO: Really?

P-Phat: But I love Smell & Tell!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010
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jizz n' tell

when you jizz on a girl and you tell all your friends.
Paris Hilton: i don't like when you guys jizz n' tell

Fat Guy: oh well i made a sex video so too late.

Paris Hilton: well i hope you make some money on it and i get half
by Ryan Erickson's friend jizz April 26, 2009
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tellico plains

tellico is nothing but redneck, meth making, cousin lovers, coon killing nasty freaks.
you can tell their from tellico plains.
by cody waston November 6, 2017
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