Tree trunk legs

A female who on first glance doesn't look overweight but has some fatty legs.

Damn, look at that bitch over there, she has a pair of tree trunk legs.

by Jim December 12, 2004

trunt

verb: To kick in the cunt.

noun: A kick to the cunt.

truntee - One who has received a trunt / One who has been trunted by a trunter.

trunter - One who delivers a trunt / One who trunts a truntee.

If you dont shut up and get on with the washing up i'm gonna trunt you into next week!

I gave him/her a right good trunting.

alt: Proverb

A trunt a day keeps the babies away.

by markwalker84 April 14, 2008

truncheon

a device used by a donnachie to provide sexual pleasure to his watt

oh mike, i dont want to appear soft in front of you, can i shove my truncheon up your arse?

by ben dover July 4, 2004

pink elephant trunk

when fucking a girl in the ass and her colon becomes spastic so she freaks out therefor scaring the shit out of you so you coincidentily jerk your dick out and thusly causes her rectum to turn inside out

by Kenny Stevie Stephenson January 21, 2003

trunk-ass

something really really dirty and smelly, but in a totally boss kind of way.

oh man, this blanket is trunk-ass, but it keeps me warm!

by chessie August 28, 2004

Trunkles

Tree trunk ankles.

The step up from "cankles." Where some fat fuck has legs so huge, that the calves sag down over the ankles such that they're even more hideous than cankles.

Damn, that bitch has some chunky trunkles.

by Jafflor June 26, 2008

chunky trunks

One who is fatter that all get up. Usually referring to a fat man with a fat ass that is built like a woman.

Jesus chunky trunks, why don't you have another cinnabun you fat fuck.

by mroffensive December 31, 2007