chunky trunks

One who is fatter that all get up. Usually referring to a fat man with a fat ass that is built like a woman.

Jesus chunky trunks, why don't you have another cinnabun you fat fuck.

by mroffensive December 31, 2007

mud clam

A female's butthole.

She was on the rag and wouldn't give me her love hole, so I had turn her around and shove it in her mud clam.

by mroffensive February 14, 2008