Stooping

1. The act of hanging out in a group of three or more people on a stoop.

2. A group of two or more people going from stoop to stoop for door to door selling, doorknocking, or claiming their territory.

3. The act of pooping stupidly. The combination of the words stupid and pooping.

1. Ryan: Hey Carl. You wanna go stooping after school?
Carl: Sure! We just need one more person for it to be considered stooping. Let's invite Jessica!

2. Jessica: I'd love to go stooping with you, but my job requires me to do the other kind of stooping. I'll be selling candy door to door.

3. Ryan: That's okay Jessica. We'd ask Miles, but he's probably going to be pooping stupidly at that time. He sure is a stooping master!

by thatguy92 February 1, 2010

shopping diet

A self-imposed exercise in frugality, that consist in restricting yourself to buying only the bare essential during a certain period of time, as a way to trim back on spending.

“I am sick and tired of consumerism so, I will go on a shopping diet for the rest of 2010.”

by rperazag July 22, 2010

window shopping

when you look through your friend's "friend list" on Facebook or a similar site to find attractive people that you can get your friend to introduce you to.

Hey Henry, i was window shopping your facebook friends list and i was wondering if you could introduce me to Shirley?

by pb phoot September 13, 2009

shopping face

The out-of-the-ordinary, focused face one (usually an elderly person) makes while shopping or specifically making sure something is a good deal. Sometimes includes angry eyebrows, pursed lips, and squinty eyes. Can also resemble a thinking face.

"Haha. Look at the grandpas shopping face. He looks like a tard. "
"Your mom has a shopping face."

by Laminailem January 26, 2011

costco shopping spree

when you put so much junk in a girls trunk it takes her an hour to unload it.
"in relation to people buying bulk at the retail giant Costco"

"last night i performed the Costco shopping spree, now Amy can barely walk"

by t dick October 19, 2006

coupon-shopping

When someone takes a coupon book to the store and buys only the things that are in it. usually results in large amounts of spendings, justified by the amount saved.

mom went coupon-shopping today and spent over $300, but it was okay because she saved almost $50 extra!

by shehryar August 3, 2007

Brown Swapping

The act of inserting three or more fingers into the anus and then licking them or eating any excreted fluids. You then put the same fingers in your own anus and have your partner do the same, twice.

Jordan in a kinky mood, decided to experiment with new partner Hannah, by Brown Swapping. He enjoyed it, she was disgusted.

by Jirdan Feorbes March 1, 2009