Singapore Shits

The terribly uncomfortable bowel movements you have after eating Singapore fried rice from your local Chinese takeaway.

"Where have you been for the last 20 minutes?"

"I had to wet some toilet paper and cool down my ring, got a bad case of Singapore shits man!"

by HThug April 2, 2015

drug shits

When you take too many drugs and it causes your bowels to overload, thus causing you to reap what you sow with incredibly disgusting and unforgiving shits.

Mary did way too much cocaine last night and now has the drug shits.

by Cloudvanity June 26, 2016

Screaming shits from hell

When you eat McDonald's, Taco Bell, and Chinese Food all in one day and the end product is The Screaming shits from hell

Dude I got the screaming shits from hell last night

by Channman March 5, 2017

Meatball shits

Meatball shits; when you shit in your friends toilet and leave two meatball sized shits for him to find them later.

Hey bro I just left some meatball shits in your bathroom (make sure he/she is stoned asf so they forget you told them)

(Ashton kay Taylor )

by Kasen bjorhus May 7, 2019

Detective Shitshow

A term to describe someone who is dumb or annoying when they state/realize something obvious. Normally said sarcastically.

Dumb friend: Wait, humans are mammals!??!?
You: No way detective shitshow

by Legs4DaysAndDays November 18, 2022

machine gun shits

When you start shitting out turd after turd and it sounds like a machine gun.

Dude, kyle said he had the machine gun shits after he had mexican food last night.

by IM THE ASS MAN! July 10, 2016

clap your shits

To slap or smack another's person buttocks in an endearing or flirtatious fashion.

"Damn ma! Look at that cake! Imma clap your shits!!"

by smartyfartybitch February 7, 2017