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Swidtter

Swidtter is an internet persona created by Martin Knudsen. He is hard working and wants to share his happiness with the world. He is currently trying to do daily gaming video commentaires and a weekly series of gaming news.
He has before been known for spending a lot of time with the famous MMO World of Warcraft, however today most of his spare time is spent on other video games i.e. playstation games.
His self created website called Swidtter's Cave hosts 2 different blogs and is still being expanded, who knows what it will contain in the future.
You can catch him on Facebook, Twitter and YouTube.
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by Swidtter December 10, 2011
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Swaptimize

Verb.

To switch places with one's partner in a highly coordinated fashion when showering together in order to optimize the mutual showering experience. This can be done for several reasons: i.e. to minimize water wasted or time spent shivering while outside the stream of water, etc. Generally, it results in the most economically efficient solution to shower sharing. Both partners get water when and only when they need it, and they still get to see each other naked. Win-win.

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noun. swaptimization
Jeff: Yo, I heard you showering with your girl this morning. You guys need to hurry it up in there; the water bill is killing me!
Matt: Sorry, bro. She likes shower sex.
Jeff: I get that, but if you're gonna do it at least swaptimize the rest of the time. Shit's getting out of control.
by busterfly April 15, 2013
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sniptuck

A combination of the terms "snip" (to amputate a male's genitalia) and "tuck" to describe the act of undergoing male-to-female reassignment surgery.
"Hey, how's the sniptuck?"
"Great, want to help me break it in?"
by Doctor Tucker September 11, 2013
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Swiftin'

Somebody going through multiple relationships within a small amount of time. Like Taylor Swift.
Girl, you know you been swiftin' lately. You had Kyle, Matt, James, Andrew, and Eddy. What are you gonna do now? Write songs?
by Walker Zone January 29, 2015
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Swifted

When or talking to people (most girls) and they immediately fall for you your swifted
Dude I was talking to Halle and I said I have a mustang and she swifted on my ass
by Mr .smyth February 12, 2015
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Swiftilis

Not to be confused with sifilis though very similar, when Taylor Swift has become such a part of your daily routine that it's almost an infectious addiction
life is all over now that he has caught swiftilis just to top of his raging sifilis
by Ballbags11 June 5, 2016
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skiptle

When you rub a skittle on someones nipple so much, their nipple becomes a skittle.
"HELP ME! I'VE DEVELOPED A SKIPTLE!!"
by Furyfreeze2005 November 18, 2016
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