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swine faker

A person who when in public hacks,coughs,sniffles and or sneezes in hopes to act swine flu infected and thus keep everyone who really does have the flu away.
1.) I went to the market today and in order to keep people with the swine flu away I was a swine faker. I was fake sneezing and coughing left and right. You know they're most contagious before they even show symptoms!!

2.)I've remained healthy all year! Thank god I'm a good swine faker!
by KTWIZZLE November 9, 2009
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Swineing

Swineing is similar to a tribute where a man will masturbate to a photo of a woman nut on his hand then rub it on his face and send the photo to the woman he masturbated to.
Bro did you see joseph sent me a photo of him swineing to me
by theswiner January 29, 2024
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upper-class swine

certainly more predominant in the UK, this is the upper-class that are well aware of their wealth, and even if in their social circle there are poorer people, they will not hesitate to show off their wealth just to get an edge above the poorer people.
"That bitch *** is using her money to show off again, what upper-class swine."
"Aye, people like her should be forced to do mandatory service for less money than voluntary servicemen who actually do the most work for this country."
by Im a major cunt November 25, 2018
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Swine Flu

Verb: A way to get out of writing a midterm and have the marks deferred to your final.
Guy 1: Dude, I have not yet opened my chem book.

Guy 2: Just swine flu that shit.
by Srt123456 February 10, 2010
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swine

an Austin Sugai; UCLA graduates.
you dude, you're an uncultured swine!
by epebdicting December 7, 2018
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Swine

When you meet a woman from a social dating site and you’ve been catfished to the point where large amounts of alcohol are needed to sleep with the pig
“I was expecting a beauty, I got a pig and as the Sauvignon blanc flowed she became my swine”

Rob “how’s it going with the swine”
Frank “shit hot mate, we went for a walk in the woods last week after a glass of wine and the bastard found me truffles”
by Tomfoolery80 January 3, 2020
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