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About as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word

'Spot on' or 'Perfect'
"Hey mate, did i do this right?"
"That's about as close as 'fuck' is to a swear word."
by Igibi October 3, 2007
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Lewis Spears

One of the funniest Australian Comedians of all time who reviews shit content and does Live Shows
Lewis Spears just released another Lew Review. Fuck yes
by Frank Grimy Grimes August 25, 2016
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Spears syndrome

A condition where an ugly girl thinks she is America's next top model.
The way that coyote ugly was strutting and posing through the wal-mart, she must have contracted a terminal case of Spears syndrome.
by Tawnie May 28, 2005
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Poop sweats

Plural noun:
1. Perspiration brought on by or in anticipation of a strenuous bowel movement or diarrhea session

2. Sweat pants put on in preparation for a large, cramp-laden and/or overdue doody

3. A lubricant that coats a turd to ease its exit, usually created when one ingests an osmotic laxative (causing the bowel to release water around a stubborn stool) or as a result of consuming questionable tacos

4. Figurative perspiration of a poop caused by his frustration of his delayed or difficult departure
1. We need to pull over, Carol - I’m getting the poop sweats and it’s not gonna be pretty

2. I just had Taco Bell so I’m puttin my poop sweats on now

3. Sam must have the poop sweats, cause I just heard a splash

4. Dad said he’s so constipated even his turds are anxious with poop sweats
by theoxfordcomma October 15, 2018
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sweans

Origin: A portmanteau of sweats and jeans.

Sweans are an invention of the fashion industry in the 21st century originally designed as a hip substitute for "Mom Jeans". They offer the comfort of sweats without the "give up on life" attitude. Due to their tight fitting nature, sweans are not regarded as pants in some parts of the world. Not to be confused with swean.
That girl has one hella tight pair of sweans.
by Quetzalcoatlus March 25, 2014
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Food sweats

The night time sweats that wake you up after you gave eaten a huge dinner. Usually paired with having to lay down propped up to avoid accidental choking during the night.
Man, did I have the Food Sweats after our trip to Sizzler last night!
by Jbjbdd December 25, 2010
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Substitute swear word

Any word or phrase that is used in place of a swear word or swear phrase or other frowned-upon word or phrase. Common examples of this include heck for the word hell, pecker for the word dick, butt for the word ass, what the fudge for the phrase what the fuck, what the heck or what the hedge for the phrase what the hell, and so forth.

Words and phrases like these are commonly used in front of children by parents or family members when they would otherwise use a swear word. There are many such words or phrases, sometimes having been in use for generations, others more recently invented.
Heck is such a substitute swear word for hell
by Duraiken December 2, 2010
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