Shrek

Unit of measurement for time. One shrek is equal to 1 hour and 35 minutes, which is also the length of the movie.

"See you in a shrek!" (1h35')
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47'30'')
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)

by tacboss1234 May 30, 2018

shrek compultion

when donkey squeeze da little tiny shrek and says get shreked to the shrek, but a bigger shrek punches the internet causing the rule of three to happen and all garden gnomes go hide in barrels

"OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHZZZZZZAZAZAZBUUUUUUURRPPPPPAAAAAAAA SHREK COMPULTION IS HAPPENING" said the little boy seeing donkey squeezing da tiny shrek

by OOOGA_BOOOGA June 18, 2018

shrek

did you mean god?

Shrek created the universe in 6 days, taking a break on the 7th.. also known as "Sunday."

by Maatau December 22, 2018

Shrek Wes

When you peel back all of shrek’s layers you’ll find, shrek wes.

Oh! Fuck! Shit! Bitch!
Young Shrek Wes and what are you doing in my swamp?! (ching-ching)

by crunkaroni January 13, 2019

Shrek Feet

Used to describe an extremely disgusting foot with toe fungus.

Man: “Ya’ll see Vishnu the other day?”
Other Men: “Yeah, that fag had fuckin’ shrek feet!

by AMISH_THUNDER_69 March 1, 2019

Shrek

The sexiest fucker in exsitence dont @me bitch hes hot and thicc and uhhhhhhhhhhh he make me nut

shrek, more like god

by shrek worshipper June 4, 2019

shrek and donkey

a sexy mother fucker and a hot as fuck donkey

person 1:did you see shrek five it just came out
person 2:did you see the sexy mother fuckers shrek and donkey
person 1:he'll yea

by yoongis three dollar chain October 25, 2019