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Suck a dog dick

A phrase used to show the most disrespect possible while suggesting the listener Get fucked, fuck off, eat a dick,
You are of the opinion that I should handle this situation differently? I have an idea, why don’t you suck a dog dick and mind your own business!
by Weird Owl July 9, 2024
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suck my dick you faggot!

First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.
At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!
by de-pube May 11, 2024
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National Suck Dick Day

Girlfriend: come over baby it’s national suck dick day!
Boyfriend: since when?
Girlfriend: since I become horny
by I’m very honest March 29, 2020
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sucks dick for m&ms

A phrase that originated in the north east of England to describe an action or atmosphere that is not being enjoyed.
"This party sucks dick for M&Ms"
by Nooneyouknowmateyboy December 28, 2013
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Suck my dick

When said by a woman it can mean

1. fuck off
2. eat her out
3. shes actually has a penis and wants you to suck it
Guy : Damn girl you sure are hot
Girl : suck my dick

This being the scenario where she wants you to fuck off unless said flirtatiously where she would want to be eaten out
by EverySingleWomanEver December 25, 2022
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National suck dick day

National suck dick day Is all about sucking your boyfriend/husband dick don’t matter how old you or your significant other is you get down there and suck that dick
Omg 😮 today is National suck dick day time to get home
by B, si en Chess August 1, 2019
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National suck dick day

Boy: what day is it tmr
Girl: dec 14
Boy: no its national suck dick day
by Angle guamen December 8, 2019
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