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jesus shitting christ

noun;adjective:
a term used when something is incredibly fucking supprising or when some one or something is:
A.Fucking Retarded
B.Smells like shit
C. or is stoned OFF THEIR ASSES, rolling, or tripping and did or said something incredibly memorable, rediculous, funny, smart.ect.
"Jesus shitting christ! I´m tripping so hard, that i saw the tree from Pochahontas!"

"Jesus shitting christ! did you eat a fucking corpse?"

"Britney was really a virgin all that time? Jesus shitting christ."
by KeViN (nwapsnatas666) September 6, 2006
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Spitting

Seen in most shooter games, typically first person. Either the target is well hidden, or the sniper really sucks, but both are at a deadlock.

Every other second or so a shot will be fired off, rarely hitting anything, as a warning or a weak attempt, just like an occasional spit in the target's direction (probably the namesake). That little bit of pointless assault is called spitting. No one is getting hurt besides the random lucky shot, and it's annoying as hell.
Sniper: Can I get some support out here? Noobert here won't leave his stupid cave, so I've just been spitting at him.


Target: Arrrg this camper has no life! He's been spitting at me the whole game!!!!
by Ravage- October 21, 2008
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shitting gold bricks

why are you leaving the lights on, what do you think I'm doing shitting gold bricks.
by nickofromhou September 9, 2009
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mouth shitting

1. Talking a lot, and saying nothing. More accurately, saying nothing of interest or importance. Often spoken by dullards, nobodies, and the insecure.

2. A bizzare digestive reversal, whereupon a person defecates orally. A shitty *turn* of events, excretorally speaking.
1. Somebody needs to tell Michael to stop mouth shitting about clothes I wear more than once.

2. Are you mouth shitting? That must taste terrible!
by Dr jebus PhD May 9, 2009
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Spitting Cobra of Love

A fun, teasing name for a mans penis.
On her knees between his legs, Jasmine longed to charm his spitting cobra of love.

Aware she was just past tipsy, Brad teasingly propositioned Isabela to enjoy his spitting cobra of love.
by Joy Lovewell July 27, 2010
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You gotta be shitting me!

The total disbelief of the current situation, news or information.
Bill: "Peter, you sent over those TPS reports without the cover letter again. I need you to see me in my office."
Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"
by The Mils Edition August 12, 2016
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sitting

philosophers are always seen in a big leather chair, scratching their chins and SITTING.

"-i think i'm going to take a run and clear my mind.
-yeahh i'm actually going to sit and ponder world issues...dumbass"
by mimigethyphy January 11, 2008
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