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Honeymoon Stew

When 2 individuals engage in the lawful act of marriage and immediately proceed into some form of vacation. On the vacation (a.k.a. Honeymoon) a water bath is drawn immediately upon arrival. The couple engages in daily bathing and/or sexual acts in the tub. The bath is never drained at all throughout the duration of the honeymoon. All residual bodily grime and excrement remains in the tub. Upon conclusion of the honeymoon, some of the bath water (a.k.a. Honeymoon stew) is removed and bottled - often used as a pheromone/personal fragrance.
“Wow, you smell incredible this evening!”

“Thanks, we just tied the knot and I’m wearing my Honeymoon Stew!”
by Wasabi_Williams July 4, 2023
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North Portuguese Stew

When your having sex and you put a carrot, a potato, and a beet, then you cum in the vagina, mix it up and eat it for dinner. Serves 2-4.
Guy 1:Man this sauce is really good.

Guy 2:Thanks it is part of homemade North Portuguese Stew.
by swagbro420 July 11, 2014
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when somebody shits, pisses and ejaculates into a toilet before flushing.
When I was taking a dump, I decided to jerk off and turn into a beautiful mountain meatball stew.
by The one true turd May 31, 2015
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stebbings

wierd tall ginger freak who is a merge between hitler and napolian
for gods sake stebbings get a wash
by gerald March 9, 2005
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Tony Stewart

A cool NASCAR driver. I don't care what **OBVIOUSLY JEALOUS** Gordo fans think of him. He is the best NASCAR Driver alive. And we're going to keep supporting him even if he makes "stupid mistakes".
Tony Stewart, 2 Time Nextel Cup Champion. Go Tony!
by Random Letters April 10, 2006
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rod stewart syndrome

Having an upset stomach.
Term coined after a celebrity had to have their stomach pumped after consuming too much semen.
Male #1: What happened dude? You didn't make it last night.
Male #2: My "Rod Stewart Syndrome" was flaring up again.
by Pedro Valdez May 18, 2006
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Stewart

An Adorable little boy who makes people cold at night...
Stewart's a bitch.
by Notanotherboredomfixer October 16, 2013
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