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Gloria Jeanskicks Starbuck's ass! Gloria Jeans is good while the extremely overrated Starbucks tastes like dirt mixed with 3-day old coffee filters. Volkswagen driving, L.L. Bean wearing, wannabe artsy 25+ year olds with Macs make up the ritually starbucks drinking crowd.
Maria , wearing her new gap yoga outfit, drove her Jetta each morning to starbucks to browse through the Eddie Bauer website on her Macintosh powerbook. Sally and her friends tried one sip of that shiiit and drove to Gloria Jeans in her Escalade.
starbucks by sally l July 19, 2004
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starbuck 

a sexy and/or flirtatious male barista
I don't know what's hotter, my latte or that starbuck who made it!

I seated myself at a table in the coffee shop where I could get a good view of the starbuck behind the counter.

starfucker 

Someone who defames or harms a celebrity's image by focusing and propagating untruths or rumors about the celebrity's personal life. Hence, they fuck their star.
Diane Sawyer is a starfucker extraordinaire.
the real star of duck ^_^.
are you the real famous starduck,prince of the mystical kingdom of ducks ?
starduck by keitaromangas December 21, 2003

Starbucksing 

The equivalent of going clubbing,or visiting various nightclubs for entertainment and meeting romantic interests, only for people under the legal drinking age who have too much of a conscience to get a fake I. D. In other words, one goes to the various Starbucks around town and tries to get phone numbers from relatively attractive people.
"YEAH! Wanna go starbucksing with me this Friday?"
"No thank you, I'm actually over 21."
Starbucksing by Barri J. C. February 11, 2009
An evil corperation that makes people dislike Seattle coffee!
You thought just every corner in Washington state with a Mocha shop was bad? Look what Starbucks did to the whole USA, these's a Starbucks on every corner.
starbucks by vv March 9, 2004
The formal coffee supplier of A-holes.
There are 3 major types of said A-holes
1 Executive (usually distant and pissed)
only aims to get his coffee and go

2 Teacher
tells other peoplein starbucks what something is

3 Writer
people who bring laptops just to be seen writing
A regular business day in starbucks would most likely include these characters

1 cashier: heres ur coffee sir
executive: yeah whatever (leaves)
2 customer: I'll have a small coffee
teacher: yeah, its actually called "tall"
3 writer1: why be a writer if no one sees you doing it
writer2: that is so true. you should write it down
writer1: okay, will you watch me
(family guy)
starbucks by The Conqueror February 29, 2008