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Fuck me harder spongebob

His sponge water will spray and drip on your face
by Christmas loltyler1 November 9, 2021
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Spongebob

A diligent fry cook.

However, he has the potential to bring the Krusty Krab, literally, BILLIONS if he were a prostitute.

This is because he has so many holes and therefore and can take millions of customers at a time.
Sandy: "Hey Patrick, im gonna go fuck Spongebawb, that cute little critter, he is."

Patrick:"No! Spongebob is MY best friend so I will go screw him FIRST!"

Spongebob: "Hey don't worry guys! I've got plenty of holes to spare! Sandy, you go on hole #968 and Patrick ima give you a blowjob. Just $500 per hour guys. No checks accepted."
by bubenwang July 7, 2010
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spongebob squarepants

Meaning a female with little or no booty aka flat booty.
Bob: Hey John, you seen that girl with the huge rack?
John: I seen it, but she also got a spongebob squarepants too. yikes
by BWheezy January 11, 2009
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spongebob gay

Mac "hey bob" smacks bobs butt
Bob "get away from me, that was spongebob gay!!"
by thatoneguy? July 14, 2011
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spongebob

To binge drink. Popularized slang originating in Charleston South Carolina.
we goin to the club and we gonna spongebob.

what?

Spongebob. Soak up all the liquids.
by SouthernPlaylisticD December 17, 2008
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Spongebob Squarepants

The lamest cartoon ever made, which makes it even sadder that this show and The Fairly Oddparents are the only two remaining shows of Nickelodeon's good years. A show about an annoying sea-sponge and his equally annoying friends with plots and "jokes" that make every kid in America think they can get whatever they want by going through life acting like a brain-dead moron.
Watching Spongebob Squarepants is very dangerous to one's intellect. My friend watched an episode last month and forgot how to use the toilet for a week.
by GaaraoftheDamned November 28, 2012
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Spongebob

the most annoying thing known to man with a starfish that's a dope as his friend and other charecters that go and be annoying idiots all over the place

and may it get canceled soon
Dear god please cancel spongebob already. stop ruining little kids's easily manipulated minds to act as the most annoying things on earth amen.
by Alice Stuart March 14, 2011
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