Spartan Staring Contest

A staring contest between two Spartans. It is indeed the most intense of staring contests.

"What are Leonidas and Chief doing?"
"Oh shit, that's a spartan staring contest, we should leave."
"Why?"
"Because you don't want to find out what happens when one of them loses..."

by SpartansNeverDie December 26, 2013

splatastic

When something is awesome, but there is liquid, slime or goo involved

Wow that play was splatastic

by wcartho January 13, 2017

Splat the cat

The act of ejaculating on your girlfriend's cat as an act of retribution

I found out she cheated on me again with the water polo teacher, so I'm gonna splat the cat to get back at her.

by Waterbuffalo94 January 23, 2018

spart

sped + smart = spart, for when you want to offend and compliment someone at the same time. A little bit of both

youre so spart

by adem_atas May 3, 2018

Splargin

Verb; When someone Blabbers on about a topic

"John!, Stop Splargin About Airplanes"

by George Withensend March 28, 2018

Spart

When an individual flatulates out of pure spite.

After Phillip Lost an intense game of scrabble, he proceeded to spart at the opponents.

by KortneyElouise May 15, 2018

Splat

To Leak Seminal Fluids Spontaneously; Orgasm

Ahh...I'm Gonna Splat!

by J_S_Bjobs September 17, 2018