Spart

When you think you're just going to fart, but sperm leaks out of your ass instead.

My girlfriend found out I was bi when I sparted at her family reunion.

by zzazz February 21, 2015

Sparta

While still an okay band, one that can not compare to the magic of at the drive-in or the mars volta.

"At the bottom of the barrel, to great surprise, we found our lives."

by timmy January 21, 2005

spartan0746

a guy who plays xbox 360
he was ranked #1 in the world in GR2(Ghost Recon 2)
aka (guru)

Random guy:ow i died
spartan0746: BOOM HEADSHOT!!! BOW CHICA BOW WOW

by Sam(spartan0746) December 15, 2008

Spartan

sexy; beyond sexy; total eye candy; genetic perfection

wow he/she is spartan
dammn he/she was spartan
whoa! spartan over there!

by lililili December 31, 2006

spartan117

When you are such a geek that not only do you play Halo, but you read the book.

Me: What a geek, he named himself after the master sargeant in the book halo. Holy cow, I bet he read dungeon's and dragons books also.

by UK Strikes Again May 12, 2003

THIS IS SPARTA!

The best line in the whole universe. Use it when you are going to deliver a finishing move on somebody you completely hate.

Class Bully- Take this, you stupid Star Trek nerd!
Nerd- Please, no!
You- I hate him more than you do. (you kick the nerd)
Nerd starts crying
You about to give him a broken rib- THIS IS SPARTA!!
the nerd goes through the floor and into the worst school lunches ever.

by Junkyard Squirrel July 28, 2010

sparta

an additive to the first definition...

sparta is also a town where to be anything less than a rich, white, drugged up, gay-bashing, mindless, racist moron is completely unacceptable.

if you dont fit this criteria, you will be shunned and hated for it.

"hey, i'm holding a pro-gay rights benefit show in sparta this weekend. wanna come?"

"no way man, fuck you, you fucking faggot. you should go home and kill yourself for being gay. you have no rights"

by Anominious July 30, 2008