Person1: you mom has the biggest tits i have ever seen in my life, and im not going to lie, i like it.
Person2: no you dont you god damn Sperm Slurper son of a bitch
Person2: no you dont you god damn Sperm Slurper son of a bitch
by King Kling December 11, 2006
Get the Sperm Slurpermug. 1) A channel dug in the ground where men go to deposit their seamen.
2) A women who's 'channel' is where men go to deposit their seamen.
3) A man who's 'channel' is where men go to deposit their seamen
4) A situation that arose in WWI when the entiraty of ones unit was homosexual.
2) A women who's 'channel' is where men go to deposit their seamen.
3) A man who's 'channel' is where men go to deposit their seamen
4) A situation that arose in WWI when the entiraty of ones unit was homosexual.
"Dude I have all of this sperm but no where to leave it, what should I do?"
"Why dont you leave it in Nicks mum she's a sperm trench"
or
As the Huns approached the entrenched British position they could see that the British were flying a rainbow flag and the soldiers were dancing to the YMCA. The Germans realised that they were approahcing a sperm trench.
"Why dont you leave it in Nicks mum she's a sperm trench"
or
As the Huns approached the entrenched British position they could see that the British were flying a rainbow flag and the soldiers were dancing to the YMCA. The Germans realised that they were approahcing a sperm trench.
by Trampon October 28, 2006
Get the sperm trenchmug. When a guy shoots a big load in your mouth, you don't swallow, you tilt your head back and gargle, and estimate how many tadpoles are swimming.............mmmmm
Frank: Hey Trevor, you feel like doing a sperm count tonight ??
Trevor: Sure Frank, as long as you can shoot your tadpoles in my mouth !! I can count !!!!
Trevor: Sure Frank, as long as you can shoot your tadpoles in my mouth !! I can count !!!!
by BWDAGM May 8, 2010
Get the Sperm Countmug. A small, usually cylindrical and aluminium depository for semen. Portable, easy to carry, and often mistakable as cans of soup.
Fred: Shit, G! I thought I was makin' some cream of mushroom soup... but fuck! I really cooked up the contents of a sperm canister!
Jason: fr0ffle
Jason: fr0ffle
by Niggadicks July 3, 2006
Get the sperm canistermug. Raw-dogging a girl in the butt, shooting your man batter all up inside her. Then, punch her in the stomach to make her fart.
(Picture a whale coming up for a breath of fresh air.)
(Picture a whale coming up for a breath of fresh air.)
I went hogging last night and picked up a panzer, took her back to my place and gave her the sperm whaler.
by xbadxonex February 22, 2008
Get the The Sperm Whalermug. Orgasms that only lead to trouble and misery. Based on the cartoon character "Schleprock" from The Flintstones. Schleprock was always under a thundercloud and bad things always happened to him.
My friend Ward got some chick pregnant 19 years ago and married her. They soon divorced and he had to support their kid for 18 years. He counted down the days until the kid turned 18 and he wouldn't have to pay child support anymore. The kid turned 18. Ward then went out, screwed some fat chick, and got HER pregnant. Now he has to pay child support for another 18 years. He has SCHLEPROCK SPERM.
by Greyborzoi April 3, 2008
Get the schleprock spermmug. by K00lk!d April 13, 2009
Get the flower spermmug.