by 1562 June 01, 2010
A sexual fetish in which eggs are cracked into a womans fun-bucket or a mans septic-hole Egg-beaters are inserted and whisked inside the said hole. The resulting juices squeezed out onto a dinner-plate is known as a spanish omlet.
Mikeys Spanish Omlet was not enough to satisfy Kierans apitite for his favourite dish. Mikey came up with a solution to this problem by hireing mexican children to cook extra when kieran came for dinner.
by Gonzo Philosophy August 31, 2009
An act of depravity where a lady is defrocked by 2 males, one in the front bottom and one in the rear, also under DVDA.
My said Gemima, Auntie Fanny had a right spanish sandwich going last night with the milkman and the butcher!
by Al Cowan January 24, 2007
A large ring of feces exuded onto the rim of a toilet bowl so that the next person to sit on the toilet sits in a pile of shit. The word gets its name because the coil of poop resembles a large donut, and in Spain people eat their own shit. Most people will notice a huge coil of shit around a toilet bowl, so this is best done around drunk people or the retarded.
by Vagine McCockstine January 28, 2007
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