1) Inability to recall, remember, or recollect participation in events, the parties involved, or topics discussed during said events when confronted by a third-party.
2) Commonly used but very Robust Legal Defense when caught in an incriminating situation or possibly lying - most commonly used in lieu of "pleading the Fifth". Legal experts have concluded this defense to be unbeatable when challenged.
3) A Widespread Contagious Epidemic Medical Condition affecting a person's memory - not unlike dementia but more selective and insidious. Commonly exhibited symptoms are the patient's repetitive insistence using words and phrases like:
" I don't recall....."
" I don't remember...."
" I do not recollect...."
" I can't recall...."
" I forget...."
However, because there are multiple derivations of these statements, an accurate diagnosis should only be conducted by a trained Medical Professional Politician. Currently, Electro-shock and medically induced coma appear to be the only available treatments. There is no known cure available at this time. Because of the extreme contagious nature of this illness, humane euthanasia is often the only alternative for certain cases.
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2) Commonly used but very Robust Legal Defense when caught in an incriminating situation or possibly lying - most commonly used in lieu of "pleading the Fifth". Legal experts have concluded this defense to be unbeatable when challenged.
3) A Widespread Contagious Epidemic Medical Condition affecting a person's memory - not unlike dementia but more selective and insidious. Commonly exhibited symptoms are the patient's repetitive insistence using words and phrases like:
" I don't recall....."
" I don't remember...."
" I do not recollect...."
" I can't recall...."
" I forget...."
However, because there are multiple derivations of these statements, an accurate diagnosis should only be conducted by a trained Medical Professional Politician. Currently, Electro-shock and medically induced coma appear to be the only available treatments. There is no known cure available at this time. Because of the extreme contagious nature of this illness, humane euthanasia is often the only alternative for certain cases.
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1) I had to pull a Jeff Sessions when my girlfriend asked me if I had sex with her sister.
2) I pled a Jeff Sessions when my boss asked me what happened to the report he requested.
3) It's not looking good. Our pastor admitted to having sex with a hooker, then he suffered a Jeff Sessions when confronted by the congregation
2) I pled a Jeff Sessions when my boss asked me what happened to the report he requested.
3) It's not looking good. Our pastor admitted to having sex with a hooker, then he suffered a Jeff Sessions when confronted by the congregation
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Get the O-o sneks be evil mug.Can be either planned or not, if planned it is a period of time spent inside a liscensed premesis where the sole primary activity is to consume alcohol, most commonly beer. A session can also spontaneuosly occur from a swifty, when the killer phrase "fancy staying for another" is uttered.A session has no set time limits, but is mainly governed by alcohol tolerancy, kung-fu money, opening hours or a combination of the above. A session has no limits to participants, but any more than can fit round one table could be problematic. A solo sesison would only be considered for an alcoholic.Popular sustinence when in a session would be a range of bar snacks, such as crisps, pork scratchlings, or pub grub. When sessioning with freinds, purchasing drinks in rounds is a socially convienient method if not financially. A session is a truly British thing that can only truly be experienced in a british pub since I am yet to experience the warmth and atmosphere in foriegn pubs that would invite you to stay for longer.
Can also be known as a gary player/leo sayer cockney rhyming slang for all dayer
Can also be known as a gary player/leo sayer cockney rhyming slang for all dayer
"Fancy going for a session down the fishermans sharpy?"
sharpy "Donohue you fancy staying for another"
"ok"
*5 pints later*
"how did our swifty turn into a session, again"
sharpy "Donohue you fancy staying for another"
"ok"
*5 pints later*
"how did our swifty turn into a session, again"
by Donohue August 27, 2005
Get the session mug.To engage in a shower session means to masturbate while taking a shower. Most of those who take on a shower session sit on the shower floor while they masturbate, due to the incresed difficulty of standing masturbation. Also, many of those who engage in shower sessions commonly use moisturizing conditioner or body wash as a lubricant. Although these two products are commonly used, shampoo is not used due to its tendancy to dry out fast on the penis.
Son: "Dad, we need more conditioner."
Dad: "Why is that son?"
Son: "Because I haven't had a shower session in three days!"
Dad: "Why is that son?"
Son: "Because I haven't had a shower session in three days!"
by Jakeville December 30, 2010
Get the Shower Session mug.short for a chill session, word used to descirbe a hangout with a guy and a girl that apparently isn't a date though in just about every way it is.
Guy 1: Ey yo brah, how was that date with J?
Guy 2: Ey yo mayne, i thought it was a date, but she says it was just a session... Sad face
Guy 2: Ey yo mayne, i thought it was a date, but she says it was just a session... Sad face
by qwertyqwert2 March 24, 2009
Get the session mug.When a group of bros take turns having sex with a jar or squeeze bottle of jam or jelly (preferably squeeze bottle). Can substitute marmalade as well. No preserves for fear of chunks in urethra.
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