Old Slapper Wasted 

To be extremely drunk, high or a mixture of both - the inevitable fate of those whose livers survive the ten year period of White Girl Wastedness. The excessive drinking has damaged not only their internal organs but also their appearance and psyche.

"Look at her - she's White Girl Wasted!"
"Nah, mate, she's well over 27 - Old Slapper Wasted for sure!"

Old Slapper Wasted by Brois May 16, 2014

Weasel Slapper 

A male that chronically masturbates to internet porn. Typically unemployed, lives with parents and can't otherwise function without his dick in his hand.

Carl's a weasel slapper. He doesn't work, lives at home with mommy and faps all day to like 10 different porn site accounts.

Weasel Slapper by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Salad Slapper 

An insult toward someone meaning they slap vaginas. (Not in a nice or kinky slap either. Just a mean harsh kinda "Fuck you" slap.)

"GET OUT A HERE YA SALAD SLAPPER!"

(Past tense)
"Oh yeah! I just salad slapped those bitches!"

Salad Slapper by Fatdog700 March 2, 2018

Coochie Slapper

To treat coochie with respect, but at the same time play with it intensely.

"I SURE COOCHIE SLAPPED MY GIRL LAST NIGHT"

"Brian sure is a coochie slapper!"

Coochie Slapper by Glossoholic September 25, 2018

Portable slapper 

That thing where you take a box of wine, remove the bag from inside, and hang it from a tree. The people then drink from the spout while slapping the bag.

Hey bro! Need any help hanging that portable slapper? I’m thirsty for some Cabernet and this tree looks perfect!

Portable slapper by Phizgig April 20, 2020

Tree Snipper 

A derogatory term for an arborist.

That tree snipper left a massive branch in my front yard.

Tree Snipper by McFetty May 12, 2020

Covid-snapped 

When someone snaps because of being quarantined due to Covid-19.

"Hey Amy, my client just Covid-snapped on my ass because I took her temperature"!!!

Covid-snapped by Trixieqtii67 October 28, 2020